Mikale Gardner
US Army | 11C Indirect Fire Infantryman, Staff Sergeant (E6)
Nick wrote his bio, which means I have to write mine.
Spent most of my childhood convinced I was going to be a firefighter or join the Army. Did the volunteer firefighter thing at 16 to 19 because running toward problems other people ran away from sounded fun. Then I tried college for medicine, decided that wasn't it, switched to computer science, decided that also wasn't it, and joined the Army instead. Tried to be an 11B but they realized I could count past 10 without taking my boots off and made me an 11C indirect fire infantryman (Mortars). The MOS where the math is hard, ears ring constantly, and the boots are always muddy.
Reported to Fort Hood and was on a plane to Afghanistan before I had time to figure out where the chow hall was. Came back, transferred to Fort Campbell with the 101st Airborne, and on day one met Nick. We became friends almost immediately, which Nick will deny in writing but the photo evidence is overwhelming...
Made Sergeant in 2018. Made Staff Sergeant on April Fools Day in 21, (which felt fitting). Three rotations through JRTC in the Louisiana swamps. Spent time in Ukraine in 2019 with Joint Multinational Training Group Ukraine, training their soldiers back when most Americans couldn't find the country on a map.
After the Army I tried being a controls engineer. Learned in roughly a year that I would rather be waterboarded with gasoline than work for any corporate company ever again. Pivoted to executive protection, currently doing that (It is pretty neat). Started chipping away at an engineering degree through ASU one class at a time while working, then this past January switched lanes and started gunsmithing through Sonoran Desert Institute.
Built STAG with Nick because most of this industry takes itself way too seriously and we figured we could do better.